Nightmares (7" Single Version|Explicit) - Dana Dane
Hello I'd like to see
Dr Slumber please
Ah - do you have an appointment sir
No I don't
But tell the Doctor it's urgent
That I see her
Well - just one moment
Dr Slumber
Dr Slumber
There's a young man out here named -
Excuse me what is your name
Oh tell her it's Dana Dane
Hhhh D-D-Dana D-D-DANE
OH NO
OH YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN
COME RIGHT IN RIGHT NOW
COME ON IN
Thank you thank you
Well I walked into the office
What did I see
A well-shaped body
With the back to me
Sittin in her chair
With an all-white gown
Said said Dana Dane
Won't you please lay down
She said that
She wouldn't reveal her face
Till my hour was up
And I was on my way
Now we got to the matter of why
I came there
I said"Doc
I keep havin these crazy nightmares"
Nightmares of the night
(nightmares)
Nightmares they're alright
(nightmares)
Cause they just show imagination of reality
(nightmares)
Just keep telling yourself
That they're make-believe (nightmares)
She said"Relax yourself
Won't you tell me one
So I can diagnose
And see what must be done"
I laid back my head
Start to inhale
Caught my breath
And then I said"Well -
Bright one morning
I was late for class
Had a fresh pair of frames
With Gucci on the glass
Girls they was hawking
Dudes they was talkin
Saw the doggy-dogg female
I kept on walkin
She was on it hard
There was no denyin
Shoulda seen
What this female was tryin
Grabbin on my shirt
Tuggin on my slacks
Pullin on my zipper board
I had to hold her back
Word up Doc on the ultimate
Now if I never saw a creature
This girl was it
I kept on walkin
Had to leave this place
But she was all up on me
Breathin in my face
You may think
I'm lyin though it's just a dream
This girl had the baddest breath
I'd ever seen
I couldn't think straight
Thought I was doomed
Heard a bling-bling-bling
It was time for homeroom
I stepped real quick
She tried to play it sassy
She almost ran me down
This nasty fatnastee
Dipped to the stairs
Running blind
Get to my homeroom
Ran through my mind
Got to the 4th floor
Standin in the door
Girlies watchin me
Walk down the corridor
The guys they were jealous
And gettin mad
And all the girlies wishin
They had the class I had
Got to my classroom
Expect to see the teacher
Who did I see
That ugly black creature
Paused for a minute
Standin in the door
Then I broke out
When the girlie went raw
Word em up Doc
Couldn't stand the smell
Heard of 3D Well
She was fat as hell
I ran out the school
I didn't look back
I tell you Dr Slumber
This girl was wack
And that's about the time
When I awoke
And I smelled that awful breath
That almost made me choke
Now tell me Dr Slumber
How can it be
That this dream somehow
Became reality
I can't go to sleep
Cause I'm so damn scared
Cause I keep havin
These crazy nightmares"
Nightmares of the night (nightmares)
Nightmares they're alright
(nightmares)
She said"Listen Dana Dane
I think I have the cure
But I have to hear
One more before I'll be sure"
I laid back my head
Tried to concentrate
Then I told her the nightmare
'Bout the blind date
Had a blind date
With this girl named Anita
The Fever's the place
I'm supposed to meet her
Saw the def body
With the vicious butt
How did I know
She was a marvelous mutt
This lady I met
Was as ugly as hell
Couldn't go in the jam with this female
I was coughin hard
She started to braggin
Couldn't let them know
I was here with this dragon
Grabbed her hand
Dipped to Harlem World
But I left this ugly lady
For another girl
Now this other female
Her name was Denise
Couldn't get no rapture
There followed the beast
Everywhere I turn
Everywhere I look
There was Anita the beast
She could not be shook
I dipped I dived
I ran I thrived
But there was no place
That I could hide
Cause she was sniffin me out
Like a hungry blood hound
Her tail in the air
Her nose to the ground
Only thing left for me to do
Was to set her up
With this other dude
Now this other dude
He was real upset
Cause this ugly female
He didn't want to check
He started actin wild
Even called me a faggot
What could I do
He had a 22 automatic
I dipped into the crowd
Made my way to the door
Bumped into this object
And I hit the floor
When I looked up
What did I see
I saw Anita
The Beast lookin down at me
I couldn't try to play it
Couldn't try to pretend
Like the AFTCA
I had to take the dog in
Nightmares of the night (nightmares)
Nightmares they're alright
(nightmares)
Now I pleaded
"Dr Slumber I just can't bare
To have another one of these crazy nightmares"
Then all of a sudden she turned around
And starin at me with
That all-white gown
With a Catholic smile
Showin all her teeth
Was that ugly female
Anita the Beast
Dana
Dana honey wake up
What's wrong
Wake up honey
You are just HAVING A NIGHTMARE
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
