[00:01.50]A Simple Desultory Philippic Paul Simon
[00:13.65]I was Union Jacked Kerouac'd
[00:15.87]John Birched stopped and searched
[00:18.00]Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
[00:21.45]I've been Ayn Randed nearly branded
[00:23.97]Communist 'cos I'm lefthanded：
[00:25.92]That's the hand they use well never mind
[00:33.30]I've been Walt Disneyed Dis Disleyed
[00:35.70]John Lennoned Krishna Menoned
[00:37.68]Walter Brennan punched out Cassius Clay
[00:41.25]I've heard the truth from Lenny Bruce
[00:43.44]And all my wealth won't buy me health
[00:45.78]So I smoke a pint of tea a day
[01:00.72]I knew a man his brain so small
[01:03.24]He couldn't think of nothin' at all
[01:07.02]He's not the same as you and me
[01:09.12]He doesn't dig poetry He's so unhip that
[01:13.86]When you say Dylan he thinks you're talkin' about Dylan
[01:16.95]Thomas
[01:18.60]Whoever he is
[01:19.47]The man ain't got no culture
[01:25.56]But its alright Ma
[01:28.11]It's just sumpthin' I learned over in England
[01:35.40]I've been James Joyced Rolls Royced
[01:38.13]Mick Jaggered silver daggered
[01:40.62]Andy Warhol won't you please come home
[01:43.59]I've been mother fathered aunt and uncled
[01:45.99]Tom Wilsoned Art Garfunkled
[01:48.33]Barry Kornfeld's mother's on the phone
[01:57.96]When in London do as I do
[02:00.00]Find yourself a friendly haiku
[02:02.13]Go to sleep for ten or fifteen years