Allow me to be frank at the commencement you will not like me
The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled
You will not like me now
And you will like me a good deal less as we go on
Ladies an announcement I am up for it all the time
That is not a boast or an opinion
It is bone hard medical fact I put it round you know
And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it don't
It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off
Watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance
Than you would be if I got my tarse up you petticoats
Gentlemen do not despair
I am up for that as well and the same warning applies
Still your cheesy erections till I've had my say
But later when you shag and later you will shag
I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down
I wish you to shag with my homuncular
Image rattling in your gonads
Feel how it was for me how it is for me and ponder
Was that shudder that same shudder he sensed
Did he know something more profound
Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter
With our heads at the shining live long moment
That is it that is my prologue
Nothing in rhyme no protestations of modesty
You were not expecting that I hope
I am william control and I do not want you to like me
