Level 99 Procrastinator

I had all day to write this thing

Instead I danced and did some ping

I googled “how to start a task”

Ended up watching cats in masks

Set a timer watched it burn

Opened docs, then made a turn

Level 99 procrastinator!

Boss of “I’ll do it later”

Queen of dodging every chore

I even cleaned the fridge floor

I built a fort, fed my plant

Rearranged emojis in a rant

Started learning ancient Greek

Still didn’t finish that spreadsheet

Tried a planner, made it art

But not the task I didn’t start

Level 99 procrastinator!

Fear my skill as a deadline hater

Coffee brewed, playlist set

But haven’t done a thing yet

Pressure builds my hands just scroll

Even pressure has no control

I work best at 11:59

On caffeine, panic, and fake spine

Level 99, elite delay

I’ll get it done some other day

Champion of just one more break

I’ll ace it all... once I awake