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Don't Be the Bunny - Musical Cast Recording
Lyrics by:John Cullum
Dad:
A little bunny in the meadow
Is nibbling grass without a care
He's so delightful as he hops for you
You say Hi bunny
And he stops for you
You pull your trigger
And he drops for you
Goodbye bunny-boo
Hello rabbit stew
Get me boys
Stuffs:
You tell 'em boss
Dad:
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the stew
Don't be the dinner
You have better things to do
It ain't no joke
That's why it's funny
So take your cue
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the bunny
Kid:
But Daddy we're talking about people not animals
Dad:
People are animals
Hope dear
Kid:
Animals with huge incisors and big floppy feet
Dad:
Look closely you'll see them I do
I see them everywhere
A little bunny at a toll booth
He needs a measly fifty cents
Our little bunny didn't plan ahead
Poor bunny simply hasn't got the bread
He begs for mercy but gets jail instead
Hasenpfeffer's in the air
As the bunny gets the chair
See the moral people
Stuffs:
Clear as day boss
Dad:
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the **
Don't be the loser
You're much better than that hope
You're born to pow'r
You're in the money
Advice to you
In re the bunny
Don't be the bunny
Kid:
A little bunny at a tollbooth
Dad:
You heard me
Kid:
But Daddy bunnies don't drive cars
Dad:
Oh don't they
Kid:
No actually I don't think they do
Dad:
Live long enough hope dear you see many things
Kid:
Even a daughter doubting her father
Dad:
A little bunny in a shoe box
He thinks he's found a brand new home
So snug and cozy on your closet floor
And then you open up your closet door
Now what's that bunny in my closet for
With a mallet and some clippers
You find out new bunny slippers
Grasp the message staff
Staffs:
Right behind you boss
Dad and staffs:
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the shoe
You don't get stepped on
No the one who steps is you
You're stepping up
To where it's sunny
Step on the poor
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the bunny
Wah wah wah wah wah