[00:45.99]I hope that the last page
[00:47.97]Of your eight hundred page novel is missing
[00:53.79]I hope that it rains
[00:55.29]If you leave the window down on your red Mustang
[00:58.95]'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you
[01:00.90]'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you
[01:01.68]If you drop your keys
[01:03.12]I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
[01:09.42]I hope that your team lost
[01:11.40]I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy
[01:18.12]'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you
[01:26.07]'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you
[01:42.12]And I would like to be your girlfriend
[01:52.23]So I could dump you
[01:56.97]And I would like to be your garbage man
[02:00.45]So I would never have to pick up your trash again
[02:19.59]Maybe you should wonder
[02:21.57]Why your apartment is always so empty
[02:27.42]Well I hope you get locked out
[02:29.43]Of that apartment and have to call Jenny
[02:33.30]Ohhh
[02:36.21]'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you
[02:44.22]Every day ought to be a bad day for you
[02:51.81]Every day ought to be a bad day for you
[02:59.58]'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you
[03:07.14]But I'm sorry if it ever is I'm sorry if it ever is
[03:11.73]But I'm sorry if it ever is I'm sorry if it ever is
[03:16.74]But I'm sorry if it ever is I'm sorry if it ever is
[03:21.54]But I'm sorry if it ever is I'm sorry if it ever is
[03:27.33]But I'm sorry if it ever is I'm sorry if it ever is
[03:38.64]But I'm sorry if it ever is I'm sorry if it ever is
[03:47.40]But I'm sorry if it ever is I'm sorry if it ever is
[04:03.12]I'm sorry if it ever is