Big belly burger, I'm built like a minivan
Walk in the store and I'm stealin' a ceiling fan
Grandma got ops, she got beef with a fisherman
Caught me a fish and that bitch had an Instagram
Scrolled through his page, he was postin' with pelicans
One of 'em DM'd me askin' for medicine
Walked to the pharmacy dressed like an elephant
Cashier scared, and he callin' for the president
President busy, he fishin' with my grandpa
Both of 'em arguin' over a lawnmower
Pulled up a turtle, he said he the landlord
Asked for the rent, paid him back with a keyboard
Opened my fridge, found a penguin doin' cardio
Next to a pickle explainin' quantum particles
Both got offended when I called them vegetables
Now they outside throwin' hands at an artichoke
Camel got mad, started yellin' at a traffic cone
Traffic cone yelled back talkin' on a saxophone
Mayor of the city was actually a chaperone
Ridin' a unicycle made out of macarone
Scrolled through his page, he was postin' with pelicans
One of 'em DM'd me askin' for medicine
Walked to the pharmacy dressed like an elephant
Cashier scared, and he callin' for the president
President busy, he fishin' with my grandpa
Both of 'em arguin' over a lawnmower
Pulled up a turtle, he said he the landlord
Asked for the rent, paid him back with a keyboard
