[00:00.00]You Could Drive a Person Crazy - Richard Fleeshman/Matthew Seadon-Young/George Blagden
[00:00.28]Lyrics by：Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.57]Composed by：Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.86]My life is totally prepared
[00:02.11]For a gigantic change right now I'm genuinely ready to be married
[00:06.07]Right then why aren't you
[00:07.95]Right
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[00:14.51]You could drive a person crazy
[00:16.99]You could drive a person mad
[00:18.71]Ba da da
[00:19.73]First you make a person hazy
[00:21.96]So a person could be had
[00:23.81]Ba da da
[00:24.80]Then you leave a person dangling sadly
[00:28.61]Outside your door
[00:29.91]Which it only makes a person gladly
[00:33.31]Want you even more
[00:34.99]I could understand a person
[00:37.43]If she said to go away
[00:39.08]Ba da da
[00:40.16]I could understand a person
[00:42.54]If she happened to be gay
[00:44.08]You think
[00:44.71]Do I know
[00:45.54]Nah
[00:46.07]But worse than that
[00:47.25]A person that
[00:48.69]Titillates a person and then leaves him flat
[00:51.10]Is crazy
[00:52.83]She's a troubled person
[00:55.27]She's a truly crazy person herself
[00:59.77]Dirty flirt
[01:00.42]You feminist
[01:01.02]I just don't understand
[01:02.05]That time of the month
[01:03.64]When a person's personality is personable
[01:06.16]She shouldn't oughta sit on her butt
[01:08.80]It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
[01:11.36]To try to get you outa your rut
[01:13.81]So single and attentive and attractive a chick
[01:16.14]Is everything a person could wish
[01:18.63]But turning off a person is the act of a chick
[01:21.17]Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
[01:24.34]Knock knock is anybody there
[01:29.57]Knock knock it really isn't fair
[01:32.11]Not fair not fair
[01:34.69]Knock knock I'm workin' all my charms
[01:39.85]Knock knock a zombie's in my arms
[01:45.14]All that sweet affection
[01:47.68]What is wrong
[01:50.27]Where's the loose connection
[01:52.83]How long oh Lord how long
[01:55.20]Bobbie baby Bobbie bubbi Bobbie
[01:56.82]You could drive a person frantic
[01:59.39]You could blow a person's cool
[02:02.18]Like you get a person all romantic
[02:04.70]While you make 'em feel a fool
[02:06.47]Ba da
[02:07.45]When a person says that you just don't get her
[02:11.33]That's when you're good
[02:12.77]You impersonate a person better
[02:16.28]Than a zombie should
[02:18.07]I could understand a person
[02:20.72]If she wasn't good in bed
[02:22.18]She's good no s**t
[02:23.52]I could understand a person
[02:25.97]If she actually was dead
[02:28.32]Ba da da da
[02:29.49]Exclusive you
[02:30.77]Elusive you
[02:32.02]Will any person ever get the juice of you
[02:34.32]You're crazy
[02:36.33]You're a troubled person
[02:38.77]You're a moving
[02:39.86]Deeply maladjusted
[02:41.15]Never to be trusted
[02:42.33]Crazy person yourself
[02:47.89]Bobbie is my hobby and I'm givin' it up