Hey Hey
Hold on a second
Nice Nice
I got you something
What's this Eight hundred and twelve bucks
I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's a thousand
If you want me for the whole night
What is this for Well I'm making money now
And this is paying you back for headshots electric bills
And so many slices of pizza I can't even count
I love you man Well thanks man
Now I can get my pony
Hey This is a little extra something for always being there for me
Wow I don't know what to say
Wow I don't know what to say
Eh What do you say I don't know
It's a bracelet
Isn't it It's engraved too Check it out
To my best bud
Thanks best bud
Put it on Oh Now
No something this nice should be saved for a special occasion
No that's the beauty part It goes with everything
When you put this on you're good to go
You are so wearing that bracelet
I so am
Oh Any idea what this will do for your ***life
It'll probably slow it down at first
But once I'm used to the extra weight I'll be back on track
This all looks good Great
If I want to call for a reference on your last job
Oh that's there on the bottom see The manager Chandler Bing
All right
Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper Make me a salad
A salad I could do something more complicated
No just the salad will be fine
You got it
Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it
All right Well I'm tearing the lettuce
Uh huh Is it dirty
Oh no no I'm gonna wash it
Don't I like it dirty
That's your call
So uh what are you going to do next
I thought that I'd cut up the tomatoes
Are they firm
They're alright You sure they haven't gone bad
You sure they're not very very bad
Ahem No really they're okay
You gonna slice them up real nice
I was going to do them julienne
I'm out of here
Hello
Rachel's not here right now Can I take a message
All right And how do we spell Casey
Is it like at the bat or and The Sunshine Band
Okay bye bye
Hey who's this Casey
Some guy she met at the movies
What does he want with her
I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance
You know make a little love
Well pretty much get down tonight
I don't know I don't
I don't get it Two months ago Rachel and I were this close
Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies
I mean this Casey should be taking down my messages you know
Or Rachel and I should be together
And we should get some kind of message service
Hang in there It's gonna happen
Now how do you know that
Because she's your lobster
Oh she's going somewhere
It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life
You know what You can actually see old lobster couples
Walking around their tank holding claws like
Hey you feeling better
Yeah I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me
So do you have any other possibilities
Yeah There is the possibility that I won't make rent
Monica if you want I can lend you money
No no If I couldn't pay you back right away
Then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you
Oh Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad
You feel guilty and tense around them already
Might as well make some money off of them
The man's got a point
What is that sparkly thing
That thing It's a uh
Yeah it's a little flashy
No no
No no It's not flashy Not for a goodfella
Man that is sharp That must have cost you quite a few doubloons
Hi Hi
Hi darling MONICA：So what's this
Some of your old stuff
Well sweetie we have a surprise for you
We're turning your room into a gym
Wow that is a surprise
Just one little question Why not Ross' room
Gosh we talked about that
But your brother had so many science trophies plaques merit badges
Well we didn't want to disturb them
God forbid
Hi Rachel Aww
We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up
Well they're just separated You never know We'll see
I can't say any of us were surprised
Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them
Oh Especially after that incident in Hawaii
What What incident
Um no no I must be thinking of someone else
Maybe me Ha
Don't you have some folding to do Go fold dear Fold You fold
Want a refill
You gotta give me a second I want to get this just right
Ahem
Dude 11:00 totally hot babe checking you out
That was really good I think I'm ready for my *****now
I know what you're thinking Dave Thomas founder of Wendy's
I'm Gail Chandler
I I really have to be somewhere but it was nice meeting you
This is excellent
He could've gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs
But no He has to get me the woman repeller
The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap
It's not that bad Easy for you to say
You're not sporting a reject from the Mr T collection
Chandler Chandler
I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry I do I do
I pity that fool Ay
Hey man We were just doing some impressions
Do your Marcel Marceau
That's actually good
Would you look at that guy
How long has he been talking to her
It's like back off buddy She's a waitress not a geisha
I think she's okay
Look at that See how she's pushing him away and he won't budge
I'm gonna do something
We'll get a condo right on the mountain Ski in ski out it's great
Excuse me Are you Rachel
Ross Geller
God in your ad you said you were pretty but wow
What are you doing
Oh my God is this the wrong day
I don't believe it
If it works out we'll have something to tell the grandkids
You sure will
I've gotta go
Take care ROSS：Okay
See you later RACHEL：Ohh
You're welcome
What I was saving you
Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man
From where I was Okay Ross listen to me
I am not yours to save
But you are What
Uh well um You're my lobster
Okay Are you being the blind date guy again
No you're my lobster
See um Lobsters
Uh in the tank when they're old
They get with the They walk around holding the claws
In the tank You know with
With the holding and
Pheebs you wanna help me with the lobster thing
Do the claws again
Rach forget the lobsters okay
Let's talk What about us
Ross there is no us okay
No but No Listen to me
I fell for you and I get clobbered
You then fall for me and I again get clobbered
I'm tired of being clobbered you know
It's just not worth it
Well but
No but Ross
We are never gonna happen okay Accept that
Except Except that what
No No
Accept that
Hey man Look it's my best bud How you doing
Wow You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing
What do you say we play some ball You and me huh What do you say
Okay that's my bad
If you hated the bracelet you should have just said so
Doesn't the fact that I wore it
Say how much our friendship means to me
What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me
Well that's the part where I'm a wank
I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that
Come on man I said I was sorry a hundred times
I promise I will never take it off my
Wrist
But if you want to stay in there and be mad
You just you stay in there
You know what the
I am here on my knees
Holding up these couch cushions
As a symbol of my sorrow and regret
Much like they did in biblical times
Though you may haveth anger now
You know that Steffi Graf has quite a tush
I'm just saying It's right there
Where's my grandson You didn't bring him
No He's at Carol and Susan's today
A woman in my office is a lesbian
I'm just saying
Jack look There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up
Where have you been Emotional hell
So did they lend you the money
No I haven't asked them yet
Come on Monica do it
Hey you guys
Monica has some news
So listen I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but
I'm no longer at my job I had to leave it
Why Because they made me
You were fired What are you gonna do
Judy relax This is our little Harmonica we're talking about
We taught her well
So she dips into her savings That's what it's there for
She's gonna be fine
If you need a little extra
You know where to find it
Anything larger back there
I can't believe it
Would you stop already
Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay
Oh you're right I should play in the hay
For about the fact I just dropped 400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with
Bring on the hay
Hey
I've got something that'll make you happy
Guess what Gunther found
Ohh
Hey now you have two
Oh now you have two
What am I gonna do
Hey
Hey
How come you have two
This one's for you
Get out No I can't
I know how much this means to you
And I also know this is about more than jewelry
It's about you and me and the fact that we're best buds
Wow Is this friendship I think so
Check it out We're bracelet buddies
That's what they'll call us
Okay here you go Pay me back whenever you like
You have dinosaur checks
Yeah You get your money and you learn something
What's wrong with that
Nothing
Hey you're a cheap a saurus
I'm kidding I'm kidding Thank you I'm very grateful
Hey Mon what is this
Oh um
That's my bathing suit from high school I was a little bigger then
Oh I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains
Hey what's on this videotape
You got me Let's put it in
Hi Hey
Rachel's coming up the path
Doesn't she look pretty Jack
Can you get this
Oh my God
What is with your nose
They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum
Okay I was wrong That's what they use to cover Connecticut
This is us getting ready for the prom Ah
We don't have to watch Yeah we do
Come on RACHEL It's fun
JUDY：Get a shot of Monica
JACK：Wait How do you zoom out
There she is
Some girl ate Monica
Shut up The camera adds ten pounds
So how many cameras are actually on you
Oh you look so great
RACHEL：So do you You look beautiful
Oops RACHEL What
I think I got mayonnaise on you
Oh it's just the shoulder not my dress
JACK：Everybody smile
Oh Dad turn it off
JACK：It is off It is not What's with the red light
It's the off light Right Ross
Looking good Mr Kotter
You look pretty tonight Oh thanks
What are you doing this summer I'm gonna hang out
Work on my music
Is my hook unhooked These things keep falling down
Let me see I don't know
What are you gonna do
Oh The guys are here
This summer
Work on your music
You know Roy saw Star Wars 317 times
His name was in the paper
Where's Chip Why isn't he here yet
He'll be here okay Take a chill pill
There
I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob
I can't go to the prom without a date I can't It's too late
If you're not going then I don't want to go either
Oh I'm gonna kick Chip's a*s
I have a wonderful idea
You should take Rachel to the prom
Doubtful
Jack give me that Talk to your son
Your mother's right Take her You can wear my tux
She won't wanna go with me
JACK：Of course she would You're a college man
Don't you wanna find out
I can't believe I can't go to the prom
This is so harsh
Hold my board Attaboy Attaboy
ROSS：I think we've seen enough
Let's turn it off No no no
Well I'm not gonna watch
Come on kid Let's go
My Are you handsome JACK Let's show them
Just a sec Dad
Okay be cool Just be cool
Okay Dad
Rachel ready or not here comes your knight in shining
Oh no
MONICA：Bye Don't wait up
Chip
Jack How do I turn this off
JACK：Press the button
JUDY：Which one Which button Jack
JACK：The button The button
I can't believe you did that
See He's her lobster
JUDY：Dance with him
Mom I'm hungry
JUDY：Dance with your father
I don't know any of your flashdances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor
All right
Oh Jack JACK Oh Judy
Oh Judy
