[00:21.84]I'm trippin over dumb drunks at a party
[00:24.70]My girlfriend just ran off with the DJ
[00:33.61]I gave her everything but she refused it
[00:36.52]It don't matter she don't know how to use it
[00:45.13]My confidence is dwindling
[00:48.20]Look at the shape I'm in
[00:51.23]Where's the girls where's the wine
[00:54.40]I ain't thirsty but I'm standing in line
[00:57.47]I'll have the usual
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[01:10.99]Fifty silhouettes tumbling on the dance floor
[01:13.99]Pink elephants falling through a trap door
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[01:22.82]Sixty cigarettes a day cause I'm nervous
[01:25.77]When will that chick serve us
[01:34.85]I used to be a good boy living the good life
[01:37.62]But fifty thousand kisses later she was a housewife
[01:40.58]She was good I was unkind
[01:43.21]I ain't thirsty but I'm standing in line
[01:46.47]I'll have the usual
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[02:29.70]Big Jim says the second comin's coming
[02:32.50]I think he's seeing double or something
[02:36.37]Or something
[02:41.62]You can hang around waiting for the also rans
[02:44.62]I can't win but I've seen enough man
[02:49.13]I got a drink tab
[02:53.62]A fifth of whisky keeps the doctor away
[02:56.50]A little more and it's judgment day
[02:59.50]I had a future but she just passed out
[03:02.02]I'm gonna drink til I seek
[03:03.18]What it is I'm always thinking bout
[03:05.50]I'll have the usual
[03:10.31]I'll have the usual
[03:13.23]On the rocks
[03:14.28]With a twist
[03:16.22]Whadya gotta do to get a drink around here
[03:22.88]I'll buy
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