[00:00.00]Two Lovely Black Eyes - Charles Coburn
[00:06.99]Strolling so happy down Bethnal Green
[00:10.15]This gay youth you might have seen
[00:13.32]Tompkins and I with his girl between
[00:16.39]Oh what a surprise
[00:19.26]I prais'd the Conservatives frank and free
[00:22.67]Tompkins got angry so speedilee
[00:25.67]All in a moment he handed to me
[00:28.63]Two lovely black eyes
[00:33.40]Two lovely black eyes
[00:37.06]Oh what a surprise
[00:40.44]Only for telling a man he was wrong
[00:43.63]Two lovely black eyes
[00:54.10]Next time I argued I thought it best
[00:57.09]To give the conservative side a rest
[01:00.03]The merits of Glad-stone I freely pressed When
[01:03.22]Oh what a surprise
[01:06.07]The chap I had met was a Tory true
[01:09.42]Nothing the Liberals right could do
[01:12.40]This was my share of that argument too
[01:15.77]Two lovely black eyes
[01:20.43]Two lovely black eyes
[01:23.80]Oh what a surprise
[01:27.28]Only for telling a man he was wrong
[01:30.20]Two lovely black eyes
[01:42.95]The moral you've caught I can hardly doubt
[01:46.28]Never on politics rave and shout
[01:49.49]Leave it to others to fight it out if
[01:53.30]You would be wise
[01:55.82]Better far better it is to let
[01:58.81]Lib'rals and Tories alone you bet
[02:02.02]Unless you're willing and anxious to get
[02:05.16]Two lovely black eyes
[02:09.57]Two lovely black eyes
[02:13.03]Oh what a surprise
[02:16.44]Only for telling a man he was wrong
[02:19.42]Two lovely black eyes
[02:23.55]Two lovely black eyes
[02:26.72]Oh what a surprise
[02:30.09]Only for telling a man he was wrong
[02:33.23]Two lovely black eyes