[00:00.00]Grandma's Christmas Dinner - Paul
[00:03.40]We piled the family in the SUV on christmas day
[00:06.65]And headed off to grandma's house one hundred miles away
[00:09.66]'Cause grandma cooked a great big christmas dinner for us all
[00:12.65]She's done it every single year since I was very small
[00:16.09]Now all her life our grandma's always been a bit confused
[00:19.16]Forgetting where she parked the car and wearing mismatched shoes
[00:22.36]We thought that it was cute at first but lately she's been getting worse
[00:25.66]The final straw was we saw the dinner she produced
[00:28.83]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[00:32.08]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[00:35.21]She crammed him full of yams and served him up with mashed potatoes
[00:38.48]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[00:41.90]Uncle al threw up and auntie patty screamed with fright
[00:44.82]But I was really starving so I snuck a tiny bite
[00:48.01]That yappy little bastard used to drive the family mad
[00:51.23]But with some chestnut stuffing on the side he's not half bad
[00:59.30]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[01:03.02]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[01:06.25]Turns out that chardonnay's the perfect wine with cocker spaniel
[01:09.46]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[01:12.73]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[01:15.76]This christmas grandma cooked the dog
[01:18.99]We don't know where the cat is but dessert is on its way
[01:22.27]This christmas grandma cooked the dog