Ass Like That (DJ版) - 酉阳轩迪
Composed by:酉阳轩迪
Arranged by:酉阳轩迪
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing
The way she moves
She's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that
A*s to the new Nelly jams I
Think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying freeze
Oh d-doing doing doing
The way she moves
She's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that
A*s to the new Nelly jams I
Think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying freeze
Oh d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Please I'm a human being I have needs
I'm not done not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing
Mr Officer I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee
Pee pee yes I make R and B
I sing song it go ring-a-chong
*-*****-*****-*****-*****-*****
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
If I offend I'm sorry
Please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything
I say and you will love it
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing
I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older
They're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze
Oh d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Geez I just got my seat
I have ticket look
I put it away my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me
From this movie theater please
I did not even get to see
Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be
Obscene or make a great
Big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman
This movie's PG
Mr Officer I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent
Cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael
He's too busy
I am Triumph Britney Spears
Has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
'Cause there's a puppet on my hand
Hahaha
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing
I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing
Can't believe it
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing
D-doing doing doing
D-doing doing doing
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing
The way she moves
She's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that
A*s to the new Nelly jams I
Think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying freeze
Oh d-doing doing doing
The way she moves
She's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that
A*s to the new Nelly jams I
Think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying freeze
Oh d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Please I'm a human being I have needs
I'm not done not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing
Mr Officer I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee
Pee pee yes I make R and B
I sing song it go ring a *****
* ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
If I offend I'm sorry
Please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything
I say and you will love it
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee pee go
D doing doing doing
I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
D doing doing doing
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older
They're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze
Oh d doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Geez I just got my seat
I have ticket look
I put it away my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me
From this movie theater please
I did not even get to see
Mary Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be
Obscene or make a great
Big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee wee Herman
This movie's PG
Mr Officer I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent
Cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael
He's too busy
I am Triumph Britney Spears
Has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
'Cause there's a puppet on my hand
Hahaha
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee pee go
D doing doing doing
I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
D doing doing doing
Can't believe it
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
A*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
D doing doing doing
D doing doing doing
D doing doing doing