This Christmas Noise

Old Mother Winter

Won't you stay away from me

Ain't got no money

And the heating bills ain't free

What good is daylight savings

When it starts getting dark at 3

I'm stuck in bed

Cause I'm feeling fevery

Santa knows

I ain't got no chimney

And the cat pulled down

My Christmas tree

Don't wanna hear

No Sleigh Bells

(Sleigh Bells)

Been boxed

In by the snowplow (snowplow)

Don't wanna hang

No mistletoe (mistletoe)

I'm heading for Mexico

To get out of the snow

(Get out the snow)

I'm sick and tired of all

The tinsel trends and toys

Deck the malls with debt

All this Christmas noise

Ah this Christmas noise

(Merry Christmas baby)

Ho, ho, ho, hold onto your wallet

Tis the season to overspend

This humbug hectic holiday

Has simply got to end

Stockings stuffed with buyer's guilt

And no more money left to lend

I'm freezing and I'm Sneezing

And got nothing left to burn

It's not the reason

For the season

Won't they ever learn

All I want for Christmas

Is a no hassle return

Don't wanna hear no Sleigh Bells

(Sleigh Bells)

Been boxed in by the snowplow

(Snowplow)

Don't wanna hang no mistletoe

(Mistletoe)

I'm heading for Mexico to get

Out of the snow

(Get out the snow)

I'm sick and tired of all

The tinsel trends and toys

Deck the malls with debt

All this Christmas noise

Ah this Christmas noise

(Merry Christmas baby)

Ba Humbug

Don't wanna hear no Sleigh Bells

(Sleigh Bells)

Been boxed in by the snowplow

(Snowplow)

Don't wanna hang no mistletoe

(Mistletoe)

I'm heading for Mexico

To get out of the snow

(Get out the snow)

I'm sick and tired

Of all the tinsel

Trends and toys

Deck the malls with debt

All this Christmas noise

(Merry Christmas baby)

Do do do do do do

Christmas noise

(Merry Christmas baby)

Don't wanna hear no Sleigh Bells

Don't want no mistletoe

(Merry Christmas baby)

Do do do do do do do do

Christmas noise