Big Bushy Mustache - Jake Shears
They say I got a dirty face
But I'm sharper than a razor blade
You know I didn't grow it overnight
Most boys keep it clean
I'm the man that they wanna be
If only they could give it a try
I see 'em comin' from a mile away
One thing that they all say
I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend
Let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
Takes a bushy mustache
To show them who you really are
Tender love and sweet attention
Everybody can see
Are you growing on me
Are you growing on me
All you fellas don't be jealous
'Cause you got what you need
Set your follicles free
Your mother follicles free hey
I see 'em comin' from a mile away
One thing that they all say
I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend
Let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
Takes a bushy mustache to show
Them who you really are
I see 'em comin' from a mile away
The same thing that they all say
I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend
Let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
Takes a bushy mustache
To show them who you really are
Big bushy mustache
Porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
I wanna
