[00:03.23]She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
[00:07.96]Always on the ball
[00:23.38]She's always on strike
[00:24.90]Struttin' up the aisle
[00:32.92]Big deal
[00:33.44]You get to fly
[00:34.78]You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
[00:38.35]You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
[00:48.94]Paid my fare
[00:50.83]Don't wanna complain
[00:53.02]You get to me
[00:54.04]You're always outta champagne
[00:56.22]Treat me like a bum
[00:58.19]Don't wear no tie 'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
[01:03.62]You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
[01:07.04]And the sign says
[01:09.80]Thank you very much for not smoking
[01:12.79]My own sign says
[01:14.84]I'm sorry
[01:16.21]I'm smokin'
[01:16.89]Don't treat me special
[01:17.75]Don't kiss my a*s
[01:19.65]Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
[01:23.31]Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
[01:26.65]Garbage man
[01:27.78]A janitor and you my dear
[01:30.89]At reunion flight attendant
[01:32.95]My oh my
[01:33.96]You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
[01:37.53]You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
[02:14.52]You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky