[00:00.00]Another One Rides The Bus - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:18.72]Riding in the bus down the boulevard
[00:20.17]And the place was pretty packed (Yeah )
[00:22.50]Couldn`t find a seat so I had to stand
[00:24.50]With the perverts in the back
[00:25.76]It was smelling like a locker room
[00:27.25]There was junk all over the floor
[00:29.37]We`re already packed in like sardines
[00:30.88]But we`re stopping to pick up more look out
[00:34.87](Chorus)
[00:35.37]Another one rides the bus
[00:38.24]Another one rides the bus
[00:40.11]Another comes on and another comes on
[00:41.63]Another one rides the bus
[00:42.56]Hey who`s gonna sit by you
[00:45.44]Another one rides the bus
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[00:54.54]There`s a suitcase poking me in the ribs
[00:56.79]There`s an elbow in my ear
[00:58.16]There`s a smelly old bum standing next to me
[01:00.23]Hasn`t showered in a year
[01:01.72]I think I`m missing a contact lens
[01:03.15]I think my wallet`s gone
[01:05.02]And I think this bus is stopping again
[01:06.77]To let a couple more freaks get on look out
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[01:11.21]Another one rides the bus
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[01:38.29]Another one rides the bus ow
[01:41.97]Another one rides the bus hey hey
[01:43.66]Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey ey ey eyyyyyy
[01:46.03]The window doesn`t open and the fan is broke
[01:55.26]And my face is turning blue (Yeah)
[01:56.94]I haven`t been in a crowd like this
[01:58.88]Since I went to see the Who
[02:00.94]Well I should`ve got off a couple miles ago
[02:02.82]But I couldn`t get to the door
[02:04.18]There isn`t any room for me to breathe
[02:05.81]And now we`re gonna pick up more yeaaah