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His friends call him the exorcist
Because he always rids the house of spirits
He hangs outside gay bars dressed up in drag
Hoping some lesbo will give him a drunken shag
He loves celebrities and when she's nearby
He stalks Jenny Ellison who starred in 'Brookside'
He says if you doubt his credentials as a gynaecologist
Then get the hell out the back of his Transit
He's Manchester's creepy uncle, gets handsy on the dance-floor
Mothers please lock up your daughters
And your knicker drawers
He's shagged Emma Watson and Marion Cotillard
That's why he's banned from Madame Tussaud's
His ex-wife's an international pornstar
She found out when she logged into his computer
His doctor told him that he's really sick
When she heard about the contents of his memory stick
He saved a bird from the shame of being on the game
When he didn't pay
He's Manchester's creepy uncle, hides in your back garden
Waits for you to come hang your washing, then shows you his hard-on
He's Manchester's creepy uncle, can you guess his identity?
It probably won't surprise you to know, that it's me
Just one question as the song comes to an end
Do you wanna be friends?
