Here's Where the Story Ends

People I know

Places I go

Make me feel tongue tied

I can see how

People look down

They're on the inside

Here's where the story ends

People I see

Weary of me

Showing my good side

I can see how

People look down

I'm on the outside

Here's where the story ends

Ooh, here's where the story ends

It's that little souvenir

Of a terrible year

Which makes my eyes feel sore

Oh, I never should have said

The books that you read

Were all I loved you for

It's that little souvenir

Of a terrible year

Which makes me wonder why

And it's the memories of the shed

That make me turn red

Surprise, surprise, surprise

Crazy, I know

Places I go

Make me feel so tired

I can see how

People look down

I'm on the outside

Oh, here's where the story ends

Ooh, here's where the story ends

It's that little souvenir

Of a terrible year

Which makes my eyes feel sore

And who ever would've thought

The books that you brought

Were all I loved you for?

Oh, the devil in me said

Go down to the shed

I know where I belong

But the only thing I ever really wanted to say

Was wrong, was wrong, was wrong

It's that little souvenir

Of a colourful year

Which makes me smile inside

So I cynically, cynically say

The world is that way

Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise

Here's, where the story ends

Ooh, here's, where the story ends