Just 4 You - The Residents
When I wake up
When I am not asleep
Sometime between the night and the day
The Creepy Weeper's calling
And reaching out his hands to me
The longest arm of all
I am a fake
I am a ripoff
I will definitely sh*t on you to get off
When my life is over
I'll think about the day
And joy that I created maybe just for you
Eventually
I am unreal
I am pretentious
I am definitely far beyond redemption
But when I finally wake up
There's nothing else to do
But write a silly song
And sing it just for you
You and me
Me and me
When you think about me
And what I seem to be
You'll see that life is mainly me
I am a worm
I am a goofball
I am definitely not there when the poop falls
But there is a feeling in me
That elevates my soul
When I wallow in self pity
Just for you