I just saw Kathy naked
It was like torture
If we go to war and you're captured you're in for a surprise
It keeps getting worse
It bad enough that I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend
Every time we're in the same room there's weird energy between us
Call me crazy but I think she likes me too
And now I have seen her naked
At least with her clothes on
I could imagine her body was covered in boils
But there are no boils She's smooth
Smooth
Could everyone see up his robe Oh my God
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Here you go I'll call you
Great
Hey hey Who was that
Casey We're going out tonight
Going out Wow
It didn't work out with Kathy Bummer
No things are fine
I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey
What Yeah
The craziest thing is I just ate a whole pizza myself
You're going out with Kathy
Yeah Why are you upset
Well I'm upset
For you
***with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling
What's the big deal It's not like we're exclusive
Look Joey
Kathy's clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs
But Casey
Granted I just saw the back of her head
But I got this sense that she's smart and funny
And gets you
You got all that from the back of her head
I think it's time for you to settle down
Make a choice Pick a lane
Who's Elaine
Little Tony Tarzan
Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease
I don't know the next verse
You could just go：
Greatest of ease
Then go right into it
I like that
How do you know about
You know I used to play
That's right The keyboards
A little in high school I got into it in college
That's when I really found my sound
Orange juice just came out of my nose but it was worth it
Oh my God
I completely forgot about your sound
He'd lock himself in the basement for hours
No one was ever allowed to hear the sound
I want to hear the sound
No I mean I haven't played in so long
Well it's really personal stuff
Play that funky music white boy
Yeah come on No you guys
My keyboards are all the way Yeah okay
Who wants to get dinner later I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant
Supposed to be really good Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there
What are you talking about
You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there
That's because it was a Chinese restaurant
I still wanna go Who wants to come
Oh I can't I got two dinner dates tonight so I gotta get ready
All right girls' night out
Sorry but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow
Oh that's right
I wish I could eat in restaurants alone
You should try it It's a really good thing to do
I just think I'd feel really self conscious Like I was on display or something
I was on display once Nothing like eating alone
I just had a great time with myself
Well this could be a good story
At dinner It was so liberating
You know I don't need people to have fun I'm fun I'm a fun girl
Are you a naughty girl
No just fun Fun Good Fun
See I told you you'd have fun I know
Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone
Why What's wrong with a woman eating alone
Well obviously something She's eating alone
Okay guys
All right Bring it on you
Here we go
You know I've never played my stuff for anyone before
So it's important that you understand
It's about communicating
Very private emotions
You know
You should think of my work
As wordless sound poems
That's what Oh my God play
Well you know that was
Terrific
Really
Wow It was so wow
Really
Yeah I mean you should play in public
Wow thanks you guys That's
I want to play you another piece
I left my helicopter sounds on another disk I'll be right back okay
This is so nice I mean I am so
God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement
I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers
What are you guys talking about I loved it
It was so moving
It's so different from the stuff you usually hear
You mean music
I know what you think
Yes yes your breasts are just as firm and juicy
Come in
Oh God Is that Baywatch
Yes but I just watch it for the articles
So is Joey around No he's not back yet
Come in have a seat Bow or stern
I don't have a preference You
I like it in the stern
Of the boat
It's me Casey and l had a little car trouble
What happened We broke down
I have to get transmission fluid
Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon
Why can't you tell her I think my time is about to
I thought your time ran out
Me too but I guess I do have
Joey's running a little late and he says he's sorry
I guess it's just you and me then
Okay Yeah I think it is
So what'd you do today
I had an appointment to cut my hair
Looks great And then it got canceled
I could cut it Really Do you do that
Yeah I learned at my aunt's dog grooming shop What do you say
Dog grooming
Don't make my tail too poofy
You have really great hair
Oh thanks I grow it myself
You know who also has great hair is Joey
Yes Joey has great hair
I'm basically done here Let me get this hair off your neck
What are you doing
Checking to see if it's even
Looks good
The phone The phone's making sounds
Hey dude it's me
Hey it's Joey
It looks like we'll be stuck here
I got the fluid The transmission wasn't there
What It fell out
I just figured we hit a dog
Could you put Kathy on I want to apologize to her
It's Joey
No it's fine Don't worry about it
Yeah no stop apologizing It's okay
I'll talk to you tomorrow
I should probably go
I forgot my purse
I really did I forgot my purse
This is bad It's bad Horrible
Wait the kiss or the situation
The kiss was good
But that's bad Here's what we do
We forget it happened What
We swallow our feelings even if we're unhappy forever Sound good
Can you really do that
I have to He's my best friend
And you're seeing him
Chandler I like Joey a lot
But with you No don't Don't see
You're getting me confused I'm starting to yearn
I'm sorry
If you want to pretend that nothing happened I can try
I think we have to
Are you still out there
Electrifying
Infinite time
There's a Starbucks about three blocks down
He's so inspired Just look at him Look at him go
Thank you very much
Hey aren't you up next
I'm not playing tonight Why not
I can't follow Ross
It'd be like those poor bicycle riding chimps
Who had to follow the Beatles No
Ross sucks
The place has emptied because of him
Oh my God he's not even appreciated in his own time
I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time
You suck too
You're awful
You guys
You suck too
Man I can't believe I locked myself out again
Hang on buddy
Oh my God What happened
Did you do all this Why I sure did
It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend
You're amazing
No this is amazing
A TV that appears as if from nowhere
That's the dream
How did you afford all this
I'm 29 I mean who needs a savings account
You're the best friend anyone has ever had
I don't know
No you are
You do this you give me advice
What you said about focusing on one woman
I'll do that
With Casey
I'll see how things go with Kathy She's cool
Or Casey No Kathy
Could be Casey No Kathy
Consider Casey
I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey
I'll fix you two up What do you think
That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place
You were really great You were really really great
Thanks
Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me
And you know my talent
Is that true
Well kind of yeah
I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it
But I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift
See but
Pheebs that is the exact opposite intent of my music
You know my music is meant to inspire
If it bothers you this much
Then I won't play anymore
No don't do that
How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music
Yeah okay
I'd love to but I have plans on Sunday Well maybe some other time
Sure Just give me a call I'm in the book Okay Thanks a lot See you
What are you doing He is cute and he's a doctor
How do you know Honey I eavesdrop because I care
Well I have plans on Sunday With who
Me Oh God
You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone
I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself
Wouldn't be fair to me
So basically you're saying you don't want to cheat on yourself
Well if you wanna make me sound crazy
Saw the new furniture Very nice
Joey has the best boyfriend ever
I kissed Kathy
Are you serious
Does Joey know No
Is there any way you think he will understand this
You obviously haven't screwed over your friends
Which we all appreciate
If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her
Knowing Joey he'd have stepped aside
Don't say that That's not true is it
Yeah he loves you
Then why didn't you tell me to do that
I said something to Phoebe
And I thought it was a really good idea
Yeah I remember Oh my God
What am I going to do
You'll have to tell him Why do I have to tell him
Because you do Yeah I know
Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this
I don't know if this is working out I think
I think I wanna see other people
Wow Didn't see that coming
It's not that I don't enjoy this I do
I just wanna see what else is out there
Hey Guy What are you doing here
I work across the street
Lt turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday I wish you had called me
I just told them I'd work this weekend
Okay well maybe next weekend
Definitely I'll see you Okay
Yeah you'll be talking to me never because you're a freak who eats alone
Sambuca margarita
It that a real thing
Well we only had sambuca so it is now
Listen Joe I need to I need to talk to you about something
What's up
It's about Kathy
I like her
I like her a lot actually
You do Yeah
Your timing couldn't be better
She's not my girlfriend anymore
What
Yeah she broke up with me When
Just now after acting class
I thought she was doing some scene so I let people watch
Man I am so sorry Are you okay
I've been better but I'm all right So you like her
Yes but I don't have to
No it's okay
You know why Because you came to me first
I thought that would be the best thing to do
You might have your work cut out for you
When I talked to her I got the feeling she's into some other guy
See that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
I think I know who the other guy is
Who
It's me
I'm the other guy
What
When you were late last night Kathy and I got to talking
And one thing led to another and
And what Did you sleep with her
No I just kissed her What That's even worse
How is that worse It's the same
There's nothing I could do I think I'm in love with her
Who cares
You went behind my back I'd never do that to you
I have no excuses I was totally over the line
You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line
The line is a dot to you
Yes right And I feel horrible You have to believe me
Oh my God Is that why you bought all this stuff
You know what
I will not watch your TV
I won't listen to your stereo
And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat Know why
Probably because It's all tainted with your betrayal
This apartment is empty to me I'm not happy about you either
And just so you know
I made that bread for you
Oh my God He's lost it He's totally lost it
What
This cannot get any worse
Rats in the basement are hanging themselves
Thank you Thanks
I lost it
I won't play anymore
After that Yeah
No I mean if I can help
Yeah like I could lose it
What
I played bad on purpose guys
Okay you were trying to play bad this whole time
No Just that last song
