I shaved my face
And combed my hair
Put on a new pair
Of underwear
And sat on the porch
With my Labrador like
A hundred other times before
She changed her shoes and
Freshened up her face
Put on some skimpy sexy lace
And finally made her way
Through the back screen door
We loaded up
On the front seat of my Ford
And we went out to dinner
And we drove right back home
Watched an old movie and
Drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv
And we got right down to it
There aint nothin left to do
Now that we've done it
Oh yes
It seems like
It happens every time
We get a chance to
Reignite that fire
We burn it fast
And then retire just before
The news on channel five
Yeah we went out to dinner
And we drove right back home
Watched an old movie and
Drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv
And we got right down to it
There aint nothin left to do
Now that we've done it
After all these years
It can get routine
You can change the order up
Or use different names
Try it in the mornin or
The middle of the day
The end results
Still the same
Oh we went out
To dinner and
We drove right back home
Watched an old movie and
Drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv
And we got right down to it
There aint nothin left to do
Now that we've done it
Oh Lord
We've turned off the tv and
We got right down to it and
There aint nothin left to do
Now that we've done it
Hey honey
Hand me that remote
