Alarm went off, I hit ignore
Phone keeps buzzing, locked the door
Emails piling, I don't care
Left my pants hanging on the chair
My mom says"boy, you need to move"
But my blanket’s got a tighter groove
I’m not depressed, just peacefully still
Watching clouds roll over the windowsill
Not today, world, I’m out of reach
Ain’t checkin' calls or folding sheets
No meetings, plans, or shoes to wear
I’m stayin’ tangled in this chair
You can run wild, fast and bold
But I’m chillin’ where the coffee’s cold
Not today, world — no fight, no fuss
Come back tomorrow, I’ve done enough
There’s dishes waitin’ in the sink
But I’ll get to them next week
Laundry's building up a fort
But I’m busy watchin’ baby goats snort
Bills to pay and stuff to sign
But Netflix said it’s Binge Time
You hustle, I’ll just stretch and yawn
This robe’s been on since early dawn
Not today, world, I’m out of reach
Ain’t checkin' calls or folding sheets
No meetings, plans, or shoes to wear
I’m stayin’ tangled in this chair
You can run wild, fast and bold
But I’m chillin’ where the coffee’s cold
Not today, world — no fight, no fuss
Come back tomorrow, I’ve done enough
Doorbell rang? I'm not at home.
Mentally, I’m in a comfort zone
Don't need no guide, don't need no map
Just me and my couch takin’ a nap
Not today, world, I’m off the grid
No alarms, no adulting, heaven forbid
You can climb high, change the game
But I’ll still be here, lookin’ the same
Wearing socks that don't even match
Living slow with zero catch
Not today, world — I’ll rise and shine...
Maybe later, like... half past nine
Mmm… mmm… Not today…
Try me Monday
