[00:00.29]Well i thought about the army
[00:02.89]Dad said son you're f**king high
[00:05.59]And i thought yeah there's a first for everything
[00:08.13]So i took my old man's advice
[00:12.19]Three sad semesters
[00:13.92]It was only fifteen grand spent in bed
[00:17.75]I thought about the army
[00:19.99]I dropped out and joined a band instead
[00:23.00]
[00:33.24]Grew a moustache and a mullet
[00:35.77]Got a job at chic-fil-a
[00:38.37]Citing artistic differences
[00:41.69]The band broke up in may
[00:43.83]And in june reformed without me
[00:46.76]And they'd got a different name
[00:49.16]I nuked another grandma's apple pie
[00:51.92]And hung my head in shame
[00:54.60]
[01:00.00]I've been thinking a lot today
[01:03.30]
[01:05.40]I've been thinking a lot today
[01:08.19]
[01:11.80]Oh i think i'll write a screenplay
[01:16.50]
[01:17.26]Oh i think i'll take it to LA
[01:22.69]Oh i think i'll get it done yesterday
[01:28.17]
[02:27.65]In this time of introspection
[02:30.47]On the eve of my election
[02:33.18]I say to my reflection
[02:35.68]God please spare me more rejection
[02:38.44]'Cause my peers they criticize me
[02:40.60]
[02:41.37]And my ex-wives all despise me
[02:44.16]Try to put it all behind me
[02:46.64]But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
[02:52.01]
[02:54.90]I've been thinking a lot today
[02:58.49]
[02:59.95]I've been thinking a lot today
[03:02.97]
[03:05.38]I've been thinking a lot today
[03:07.32]
[03:11.35]I thought about the army