Alone in the Make-Out Room

I want you to die with my hands round your throat

Or with me in the castle and you in the moat

And everyone you know stood around laughing

I wanna watch you swing from a tree

Or fry in the chair while you're looking at me

And everyone in the world will be glad when you're gone

Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy

All those nights we spent kissing under the moon

But I died inside when you ran out with my pride

Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?

I wanna watch you drown in a lake

Or get stamped by a bull or bit by a snake

And there is not a single doctor who will come and help you

I want you to move to Australia

With me a success and you facing failure

And all of the friends you had ignoring your calls

Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy

All those nights we spent kissing under the moon

But I died inside when you ran out with my pride

Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?

I wanna leave you by the side of the road

Or out in a field in the rain and the snow

People walking past could come and take pictures

I'm gonna treat you the best that I can

'Cause I'm your girl and you're my man

And we'll make 'em jealous with our laughing and our carrying on

Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy

All those nights we spent kissing under the moon

But I died inside when you ran out with my pride

Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?

Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?