[00:00.00]Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! - Tex Williams/Groucho Marx
[00:04.01]Now I'm a fellow with a heart of gold
[00:05.80]And the ways of a gentleman I've been told
[00:07.99]The kind of a guy that wouldn't even harm a flea
[00:11.40]But if me and a certain character met
[00:13.54]The guy that invented that cigarette
[00:15.23]I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree
[00:19.09]Now they because I don't smoke them myself
[00:21.43]I don't reckon that it'll hinder your health
[00:23.15]I smoked them all my life and I am not dead yet
[00:26.85]But nicotine slaves are all the same
[00:28.63]At a petting party or a poker game
[00:30.49]Everything gotta stop while they have a cigarette
[00:34.52]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[00:38.39]Puff puff puff until you smoke yourself to death
[00:41.96]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
[00:43.77]That you hate to make him wait
[00:45.68]You've gotta have another cigarette
[01:05.28]Now a game of chance the other night
[01:07.01]Old dame fortune was good and right
[01:09.40]The kings and queens they just kept on coming around
[01:13.04]Then I got a full and I bet them high
[01:14.97]But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy
[01:16.78]He just kept on raisin' and layin' that money down
[01:20.57]And he'd raise me then I'd raise him
[01:22.52]I sweated blood you gotta sink or swim
[01:24.48]He finally called didn't raise the bet
[01:27.95]I said aces full pal how about you
[01:30.51]He said I'll tell you in just a minute or two
[01:32.44]Right now I just gotta have myself a cigarette
[01:36.28]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[01:39.96]Puff puff puff and if you smoke yourself to death
[01:43.73]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
[01:45.42]That you hates to make him wait
[01:47.17]And you've gotta have another cigarette
[02:07.25]The other night I had me a date
[02:08.82]With the cutest little gal on fifty East States
[02:11.35]High bred uptown fancy little dames
[02:14.34]Not she said she loved me and it seemed to me
[02:16.83]That everything's just abou it oughta be
[02:18.55]So hand in hand we strolled down lover's lane
[02:22.20]She was oh so far from a chunk of ice
[02:24.46]Our smooching party was going real nice
[02:26.57]So help me hannah I'm thinking I've been there yet
[02:30.22]I give her a kiss a little squeeze
[02:32.18]She said tex excuse me please
[02:34.18]But I just gotta have a filtered cigarette
[02:38.08]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[02:41.91]Puff puff puff and if you smoke yourself to death
[02:45.37]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
[02:47.35]That you hates to make him wait
[02:49.22]You've just gotta have another cigarette