[00:00.00]DMV (Album Version) - Primus
[00:16.62]I've been to hell I spell it i spell it dmv
[00:20.36]Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean
[00:24.48]Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
[00:28.22]And if I had my druthers Id screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless
[00:48.43]When I need relief I spell it thc
[00:51.83]Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
[00:55.63]I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
[00:59.44]As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless
[01:43.68]Barbecues tea kettles gobs of axle grease
[01:47.05]There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
[01:51.48]Now lifes a bowl of bagel dogs but there are unpleasantries
[01:54.35]Cold toilet seats dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless
[02:38.24]I've been to hell I spell it i spell it dmv
[02:42.36]Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean
[02:45.29]I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
[02:49.16]And if I had my druthers Id screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless