God's Magic Finger - The Residents
It was a finger instead of a singer
It was a finger instead of a song
It was a finger instead of a singer
It was a finger instead of a singer
It was a finger instead of a song
It was a finger instead of a singer
It didn't stay too long
When I was having a party and
Wanted to hear a song
A disconnected finger appeared
Where it didn't belong
It floated above the floor and
Wrote something on the wall
No one could read the writing
So someone was called
It was a finger instead of a singer
It was a finger instead of a song
It was a finger instead of a singer
It didn't stay too long
He said my father was crazy
With fingernails like claws
And that he ate grass with asses
Then he paused
Then when he continued
He mumbled about his God
He said my days were numbered
So I started to nod
It's late now I'm alone
Still thinking about what I saw
Something woke me up
A strange noise out in the hall
I hear it again
It was a finger instead of a singer
It was a finger instead of a song
It was a finger instead of a singer
It didn't stay too long
It was a finger instead of a singer
Finger it was a finger
It was a finger instead of a song
It was a finger a magic finger
It was a finger instead of a singer
It didn't stay too long