[00:00.00]The Birmingham Ho - Morten Abel
[00:02.60]OK Taxi
[00:13.21]I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi
[00:15.42]I got it first but she slipped in before me
[00:17.92]Just as I was telling her hey this is mine
[00:20.36]She already told the cab driver where to go
[00:22.85]Me I always show respect for the ladies
[00:25.30]I sat back and let her have it her way
[00:27.93]So good lord sees me through darkness and light
[00:30.28]I tell you what I remembered from that night
[00:32.85]I'm hungry do you fancy a little something to eat
[00:35.29]I can't go on forever on Cognac and **
[00:37.78]But she was already on the way down in the seat
[00:40.37]I tried to stop her or maybe I didn't
[00:42.86]So there I was in a strange situation
[00:45.29]The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station
[00:47.82]I said no man no don't
[00:50.17]I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road
[00:52.86]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[00:59.19]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[01:07.26]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[01:13.45]Two hours later she was still at it
[01:15.93]The driver had to refill gasoline and s**t
[01:18.25]Baby baby introduce yourself
[01:20.19]What's your name girl
[01:22.23]My name is Fred
[01:23.39]Fred
[01:23.93]Fred yeah
[01:25.36]Fred a'what a'what did you say
[01:27.69]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay
[01:30.22]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay
[01:32.82]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[01:39.45]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[01:47.12]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[01:52.86]So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into
[01:57.45]Just think of me that night and what I went through
[02:01.80]I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever giving me head
[02:07.47]Until I realised it was this dude called Fred Hello
[02:11.60]And that was a Birmingham Ho
[02:14.25]Hey ho hey ho hey
[02:16.61]And that was a Birmingham Ho
[02:18.28]Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey
[02:23.72]Take it away now
[02:25.79]Hold on a minute that's bullshit
[02:27.69]You told me it was a microphone
[02:29.23]And you wanted me to sing in it
[02:30.99]I don't think it's me I think it's you that have a problem
[02:34.66]So zip up and try to be a gentleman
[02:37.87]I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them
[02:40.56]So zip up and try to be a gentleman
[02:42.82]So zip up and try to be a gentleman
[02:45.33]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[02:52.02]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[02:59.63]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[03:05.71]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[03:12.09]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[03:19.73]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[03:25.45]And that was a Birmingham Ho
[03:27.02]Hey ho hey ho hey
[03:29.17]And was a Birmingham Ho
[03:30.75]Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey
[03:35.72]Ho hey ho hey ho hey
[03:39.36]Ho hey ho hey ho hey