Calm down baby mac lethal
This is for anyone wishing
They could do their entire life over：
Quit sulking
Yeah yeah yeah
Clown on my accent all you want
I'll beat your a*s
It's the anti socialite not so christian
That will talk more s**t
Than bitter and old women
On puny a*s rappers with little to no rhythm
F**k veganism give me
Some general tso's chicken
I write weird songs
That got hooks like journey
And if I grew my hair out
I'd probably look like fergie
But I'd never tinkle in my pants
While I was on stage
Cause I was potty trained
When I was four years of age
I think a lot of people these days are b***hes
I also think that emo
And emotional are different
But more so I hate white girls that talk like
Aww hell naw
Girl I'm getting this s**t crunk
You know what I'm saying
I'm not joking
It's nothing but bark I feel lost
Can't remember where the f**k
That I parked
The world is gray and blue
But what skates me through
Is knowing
That I have a better music taste than you
I used to like tool
Until they made the same album that
They made the last time
They made the same album
Every time they make a d**n album
It's the same album really
And only stoners listen to their music
It's silly
I still think the deftones are d**e
And I like nick drake on the days
I wanna let go of hope
Welcome is great and ice t is still clever
And no matter
What its always wu tang forever
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need loving and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my godd**n self
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need loving and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my godd**n self
I'm 25 I started rapping as a sophmore
In those days I'd hide my cigarettes
In my sock drawer
Until I heard my mom snoring sleeping
On the green couch
And then I'd secretively sneak out
My first taste of heartbreak was
At the park late one summer night
I had a big crush on a girl named sara
I was gonna ask her out
Until I saw tim phillips kissing her
Grabbing her butt
Asshole
I was madder than f**k and walked home
Oh tim phillips smells like cool water cologne
His mustang
And all his other friends
I vowed I would never love again
And since then I've dated
But f**k that I can't give nothing
I'd rather sail alone
Than have my d**n ship sunken
Being single's par for the course
I don't wanna cause a marriage
Cause I don't wanna cause a divorce
It's probably important
And it's better for health
Besides I get the whole d**n bed for myself
But what the hell everybody yells for me
To drop down my guard
No this heart of mine's for me
It's locked down and it's scarred
Go home I don't need me a wife
I'm happily single for life alright
My name is mac sheldon I'm a fire sign leo
Alcoholic anti mall anti hero
Anti soccer mom anti hipster
Pro eating captain crunch cereal for dinner
Pro taking bong hits to cure your depression
And pro demo cd
If you got one let me check it
But never ask me what the hell
I'm laughing about see you later
I'm go take a nap on the couch alright
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need loving and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my godd**n self
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need loving
And I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car
By my godd**n self
Well gee mac
What are we gonna do
About this kansan accent of yours
Well self since you're asking
In the third person
We're gonna f**king keep it
Because it makes us pretty
And unique and beautiful like birds
I'll whoop your mother's
