Hold The Phone - Innis/Hank Penny/Tobias
Written by：Innis
One night I had the cutest little gal you'll ever see
We were really steppin out I thought oh lucky me
I noticed that she had that
Come on look in those big eyes
But when I tried to
Kiss her she said to my surprise
Hold the Phone you've got the wrong party
Hold the Phone you're just an old smarty
Now I suggest you try another number don't you see
The party that you want ain't here so
Please don't bother me
One night she said she'd
Marry me oh brother what a life
A bungalow for two this pretty creature for a while
And when the parson asked her if she'd honor and obey
She looked the parson in the
Eye and answered him this way
Hold the phone
You've got the wrong party
Hold the phone
You're just an old smarty
Now I suggest you try another number don't you see
The party that you want ain't
Here so please don't bother me
No we've been married for
A year without a single fuss
One day she smiled and
Told me that the stork would visitus
He left a great big package
Such a noise I've never heard
Two baby girls a bouncing
Boy here's what I told that bird
Hold the phone hold the phone
You've got the wrong party
Hold the phone hold the phone
You're just an old smarty
Now I suggest you try another number don't you see
The party that you want ain't
Here so please don't bother me
