Who's Alastor? (Explicit)

Here comes Alastor

A show you've died for

Hear the static on the air

Starring your despair

Why should I introduce myself?

My name is Alastor!

And I'm back in Hell!

Better late than never!

Your presenter's here!

That unmistakable voice you hear?

Guess, me!

I need a stage! Oh, here it comes!

This is the Hazbin Hotel helping

The poor fallen ones

That just wanna redemption

But fell for temptation

They're thirsty

For a lascivious defamation

I've never been so inspired

I know that I was far

But this should be interesting

A deal would be arresting

Who's Alastor?

(The real radio demon)

Who's Alastor?

(That smiling guy you see)

Who's Alastor?

(An insatiable killer)

Oh, Who's Alastor?

(The elegance of the scene)

Who's Alastor?

(The master!) Haha!

Who's Alastor?

(The sugar on the cream)

Who's Alastor?

(Spectacular!)

Who's Alastor?

(Treat demons as playthings)

Salutations, my friend

We're back in the air

Streaming every beauty scream

A delightful scare

Just tune on in

The amusement's paragon

The powerful overlord?

(Alastor, the number one!)

Charlie, don't worry

This is just the spark

My friends in Cannibal Town

Are ready to attack

A tapestry filled with delectable blood

Wouldn't it be so funny

If the end was a dud?

(Here comes Alastor!)

This is my opening theme

You idiot bastard!

(Here comes Alastor!)

Finders keepers losers weepers

(Here comes Alastor!)

You're such a loser

And I'll make you suffer!

(Here comes Alastor!)

Oh, poor Vox, now turn the radio on!

(Here comes Alastor)

I'm the greatest you've ever seen!

(Here comes Alastor)

I can burn your soul

With sweetness gasoline

(Here comes Alastor)

I'm the true terror, face-to-face

(Here comes Alastor)

Wear that smile, honey, don't be afraid

(Here comes Alastor, here comes Alastor)

(Here comes Alastor, here comes Alastor)

Oh! Now that was entertainment!

Here ends our little broadcast!

But we'll be right back!

So stay tuned!