[00:10.08]Dear santa the thing is this year has been lame
[00:15.72]It always seemed I always dreamed by now I'd have someone else's last name
[00:21.69]Way past grown sleeping in a shrunken bed
[00:26.91]All alone unless you count the squatters tearing up my head
[00:32.28]Tried so hard to be good all year long
[00:36.90]And we are all inherently bad anne frank had it wrong
[00:42.30]Santa oh santa where were you last night
[00:47.64]I asked for nothing I even left some cookies right
[00:52.98]By the open window I don't have a chimney just a heart of gold you see
[00:58.20]Imagine my surprise that not even santa wants cookies from me
[01:13.65]Dear santa could you use a 6 foot 1 elf
[01:18.84]I'm sick of taking stock from this widow's walk up here searching for myself
[01:25.14]Is there any way I could hop aboard your sleigh
[01:30.51]Take a holiday leave the work to me your red nosed blue jay
[01:35.67]When people say the joy you bring's a children's thing does it sting
[01:40.44]'Cuz I will ring silver bells &sing you're as real as martin luther king
[01:45.84]Santa oh santa where were you last night
[01:51.18]I asked for nothing I even left some cookies right
[01:56.46]By the open window I don't have a chimney just a heart of gold you see
[02:01.65]Imagine my surprise that not even santa wants cookies from me
[02:28.71]Chocolate chip
[02:29.97]Oatmeal raisin
[02:31.26]Gingerbread too
[02:33.84]A full selection from my convection in little shapes of you
[02:38.91]Free flowing ho ho ing's a lot for one man's jaws
[02:43.77]If you're feelin' brittle I can bake a little mrs for your clawsclaus
[02:49.38]Santa oh santa where were you last night
[02:54.69]I asked for nothing I even left some cookies right
[03:00.06]By the open window I don't have a chimney just a heart of gold you see
[03:05.22]Imagine my surprise that not even santa wants cookies from me