[00:00.00]Play Your Cards Wrong - Rodney Carrington
[00:09.85]If you play your cards wrong
[00:13.26]You can take me home tonight
[00:17.41]You've got all the makings
[00:21.01]Of my future ex-wife
[00:24.38]I've got 3 bucks
[00:25.68]My credit sucks
[00:27.47]And my future don't look to bright
[00:30.94]If you play your cards wrong
[00:34.75]You can take me home tonight
[00:39.97]Some call me a loser
[00:43.83]And a lazy no good slob
[00:46.60]I've lost my house
[00:48.11]I've got no car
[00:51.01]I can't keep a job
[00:54.14]But I've got a big heart
[00:56.22]And another part
[00:57.58]Take me home
[00:58.92]You'll understand
[01:01.65]Because my genitalia
[01:04.93]Looks like a pringles can
[01:10.21]If you play your cards wrong
[01:13.66]You can take me home tonight
[01:17.66]When I pull my pants down
[01:20.70]Hey you won't believe I'm white
[01:26.65]It's been said that I'm Mr Ed
[01:29.61]But don't worry I won't bite
[01:33.30]If you play your cards wrong
[01:36.71]You can take me home tonight
[01:42.08]Some call me dishonest
[01:45.55]And they say I'm just lyin'
[01:49.63]But I peed next to ol' John Holmes
[01:52.87]And he started cryin'
[01:58.16]On a sunny day I've got it made
[02:01.91]Get under my wiener if you need shade
[02:08.09]If you play your cards wrong
[02:11.42]You can take me home tonight
[02:16.71]If you play your cards wrong
[02:20.30]You can take me home tonight