Tig Ol' Bitties (Explicit)

It was the first day back to school.

Cuttin' up in class.

Actin' like a tool.

Friends were rollin' in.

We started talkin' about the summer.

Deejay saw"Twilight"

Bummer

I spoke up and I asked my friends

"Are there any new girls 9′s or 10′s

Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities

And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties.

I can't believe my eyes.

In a contest they'd win first prize.

Double D guarantee I was checkin' their size.

It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise.

Or Earth and Mars having some fun.

Wait I take that back it's like two of the sun.

But at this point I let my mind run

And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties.

Tig ol' bitties.

Mt Fuji brought it's twin

Tig ol' bitties.

Two melons in a shirt.

Tig ol' bitties.

Tig ol' bitties

I put books in my lap.

Tig ol' bitties.

Head bobbing as she walks.

Tig ol' bitties.

Oh my god

Tig ol' bitties.

Tig ol' bitties

Ek ek ek ek ek ek

Tig ol' bitties

Ek ek ek ek ek ek

Tig ol' bitties

Ek ek ek ek ek ek

Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties

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Tig ol' bitties

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Tig ol' bitties

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Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties

Kept trippin' in class

Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt

Boobs having a fiesta.

Later in lab we were messin' with test tubes.

Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest.

Boobs

Wasn't paying attention.

Got busted.

Had to serve detention.

In biology we talked about the bees.

The best kind of bees.

Boobies

I can't believe my mind.

I old a poker face to her two of a kind.

With each step her breasts gettin' redefined.

I'm making my move.

I'm thinking it's time.

Oh snap

I'm gonna ask her to prom

And in my head she responds

"You're the bomb"

Feeling nervous so I count to three.

"I like your boobs."

"Go to prom with me

Tig ol' bitties

King Kong boobs.

Tig ol' bitties.

Great tracks of land.

Tig ol' bitties.

Tig ol' bitties

Like my balls.

Tig ol' bitties.

Real big.

Tig ol' bitties.

Oh my god

Tig ol' bitties.

Tig ol' bitties

Ek ek ek ek ek ek

Tig ol' bitties

Ek ek ek ek ek ek

Tig ol' bitties

Ek ek ek ek ek ek

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Tig ol' bitties

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Tig ol' bitties

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Tig ol' bitties

Ek ek ek ek ek ek

Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties

She said yes so I'm getting ready.

Stain on my shirt

Mom's spaghetti.

I pick her up and I'm pretty sure

That she'll let me motorboat like

Br-br-br-br-br.

I try to cop a feel once we get to school.

She said"no touching. That's the rule."

Principal walks up on the scene.

"It's time to announce prom king and queen."

"You favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties."

"Congratulations to you both on winning."

Time slowed down and she jumped for joy.

Then out of her dress jumped something more.

Tissues flew and rained from the sky.

Oh my god

You stuff your shirt

Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt.

Aw

Fake ol' bitties.

Wow

Fake o' bitties

You're breaking my heart with

Fake o' bitties

You're crushing my dreams with

Fake ol' bitties

Fake ol' bitties

I can't believe it

Fake ol' bitties.

You really suck

Fake ol' bitties

I can't believe you would do that.

Fake ol' bitties

Why would you do that Were you just trying to get everyone's attention

Those aren't boobs They're lies Lies I tell you

But you know I'm still down to make out if you if you want to want to come back with me

You know what nevermind