Living The Dream - James Barker Band
Written by：James Barker/Taylor Abram/Connor Stephen/Bobby Martin/Kris Barclay/Todd Clark
Well
I drink beer and I smoke pot
And I've thrown punches in a parking lot
I don't dance but damn the girls still dance with me
I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
I'm half in the bed by half past five
Hell why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream
I'm a beer pong champ and a flip cup king
Who's no longer welcome at the dairy queen
No shoes no shirt no more dipped cones for me
I share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners
With the girl I date that I met on tinder
I can't call her love but I can call
Her anytime I want that's a b**ty call
'Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
And I've thrown punches in a parking lot
I don't dance but damn the girls still dance with me
I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
I'm half in the bed by half past five
Hell why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream
I throw parties on the weekend that are second to none
Brought to you in part by my college fund
Keg stands fourty hands and neighbors call the cops again
I only smoke when I drink yup but I drink everyday
My only worry in the world is getting myself laid
It's a damn near miracle I don't already have a kid
'Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
And I've thrown punches in a parking lot
I don't dance but damn the girls still dance with me
I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
I'm half in the bed by half past five
Hell why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
'Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
And I've thrown punches in a parking lot
I don't dance but damn them girls they still dance with me
Yes they do
I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
I'm half in the bed by half past five
Now why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream
Well why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream
