What I Want Is A Proper Cup Of Coffee - Trout Fishing in America
You have now reached the audience participation portion of our
Album
This is an old sing a long song and
We'd like for you to do is listen to
The chorus of this song
And then sing along
With this
We gotta went to
Everyone to sing along
A sultan sat on his oriental mat in his harem
In downtown persia
He took a sip of coffee just a drip and
He said to his servant kersia
Ah curse ya curse ya curse ya that's the worst
Cup of coffee in persia
'Cause
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made
In a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot but I want a
Proper coffee in a proper copper pot
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no
Use to me
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in
A proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of
Tea
Ya got it well join right in
In days of old when knights and men were bold
And whiskey was much cheaperben turpin rode to a coffee
Shop and showed his pistols to the keeper
He said stand and deliver can't you see that I'm
All aquiver
'Cause
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made
In a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot but I want a
Proper coffee in a proper copper pot
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no
Use to me
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in
A proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of
Tea
When bonaparte found that he was in the cart and
He lost that waterloo fight
He gave his sword to wellington my lord and he
Said those british can't half fight
Now you've had your waterloo sir tell me what am
I having with you sir
'Cause
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made
In a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot but I want a
Proper coffee in a proper copper pot
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no
Use to me
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in
A proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of
Tea
Well we didn't exactly expect you to sing along with
That last part since
It was in french this is your last chance however
It is the people's magazine
Version of this song and it goes like this
Now king
Solomon and his queen would carry on so we heard
In the ancient scandals
He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond
Legs and handles
And said the queen of sheba I'd rather have any
Old tea bag
'Cause everybody
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made
In a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot but I want a
Proper coffee in a proper copper pot
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no
Use to me
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in
A proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of
Tea
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made
In a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot but I want a
Proper coffee in a proper copper pot
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no
Use to me
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in
A proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of
Tea
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made
In a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot but I want a
Proper coffee in a proper copper pot
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no
Use to me
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in
A proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of
Tea
