[00:00.00]H-O-a-R (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
[00:13.66]Well I'm the girl for every high school guy
[00:16.02]Yeah I got everything
[00:17.75]A little shirt and a skirt so high
[00:20.09]Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string
[00:22.83]I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and
[00:24.98]Then I'll bend a little more
[00:26.36]Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend
[00:29.13]Well that b**ch is a whore
[00:33.23]With a capital H-O-A-R
[00:38.74]Ignorance is bliss
[00:43.16]Who needs feminism
[00:47.30]With an a** like this
[00:50.62]And a capital H-O-A-R
[00:54.70]You guys liking what you see
[00:58.80]Cause if beauty's on the inside
[01:04.30]You might as well go inside me
[01:17.96]Well I'm the guy for that high school girl
[01:19.99]Yeah partying is my life
[01:22.09]In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym
[01:24.12]And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife
[01:26.80]You know I like to hang loose
[01:28.69]No way So does my crotch
[01:31.27]Well I hope you brought your man juice
[01:33.05]Cause I bought scotch
[01:37.08]With a Capital One No-Hassle card
[01:42.47]Stolen from my dad
[01:47.07]Dignity is overrated
[01:51.25]Self respect's a fad
[01:54.78]Well I'm like a game of baseball
[01:58.96]Cause there's something you might catch
[02:02.53]Well and if you put out
[02:07.78]I'd say that we're a perfect
[02:11.73]I'd say that we're a perfect
[02:16.19]I guess that we're a perfect match
[02:23.35]A perfect match
[02:27.30]A perfect match