[00:25.95]I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
[00:29.28]Oh what a skill to have
[00:30.78]Oh what a skill to have
[00:32.00]So many skills that make her distinctive
[00:35.49]But they're not mine to have
[00:36.96]No they're not mine
[00:38.25]Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
[00:41.67]Though I don't care about the soaps
[00:43.35]No I don't care about the soaps
[00:47.49]Though I'm acting like I'm in an eastenders episode
[00:53.61]If this is a rom-com
[00:55.53]Kill the director
[01:00.03]If this is a rom-com
[01:01.77]Kill the director please
[01:06.42]Carrots help us see much better in the dark
[01:09.39]Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
[01:12.54]And this is my head and this is my spout
[01:15.51]*but*they work together they can't figure anything out
[01:19.20]So with the angst of a teenage band
[01:21.87]Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[01:28.23]Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[01:32.01]If this is a rom-com
[01:36.03]Kill the director
[01:40.50]If this is a rom-com
[01:42.30]Kill the director
[01:43.80]If this is a rom-com
[01:48.51]Kill the director please
[02:18.06]This is no bridget jones
[02:21.24]This is no bridget bridget
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[02:43.14]This is no bridget jones
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[03:01.77]This is no bridget jones
[03:04.71]This is no bridget bridget jones