All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up
See this? Twelve gauge double barreled Remington
Top-of-the-line
Retails for about 109.95
This is my Boomstick
B-b-b-b-Boomstick
A rudimentary strike requires a proportional response
And I'd like to introduce my proportional response
Boomstick
Boomstick
Boomstick
But what is the virtue of a proportional response?
That's why I'd go with a disproportional response
That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan
This is my
B-b-b-b-Boomstick
B-b-b-b-Boomstick
