Christmas - Beat Happening
I had sex on Christmas
I had sex three times today
Three different women taught be how to be bored
In their own separate sweet little ways
I feel like hell on Christmas
And I feel like hell today
I feel like hell when I wake up I can tell
That I'm never gonna make you stay
Okay here it goes
I didn't get no presents on Christmas
And I sure didn't get none today
Learned my lesson
Life is one long session of disappointment heartache pain
Disappointment
Heartache
Pain
And despair
