My folks had me commited just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos

Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-ooh-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you

My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care
My girl sent me a post card saying Ł˘Glad that you're not hereŁ˘
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
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She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering
Where she is and what she's eating...
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
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