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It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the aide of me
I'm mean 'n I'm bad
Y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me
'N this ride up the mountain of mystery
Mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said
Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone
Where's those titties I like so well
'N' my godam beer
Is what I started to yell
Then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig
'N up jumped the devil
He's about this big
He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes
It was him awright
I swear I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know
It looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said
You sonofabifch
'Cause I was mad at him
Well he just got out the floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said：bang bang bang
The sucker just laughed 'n said
Put it away
You know
I ate her all up
Now what you gonna say
You ate my chrissy
Yeah
Titties 'n all
What about the beer then
Were the cans this tall
Even her boots
Would I lie to you
S**t
You musta been hungry
Yes
This is true'
'Well don't they pay y'all good for the
Stuff that you do
I can't complain when the checks come through
Well I want my chrissy
'N I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now
Devil
Do you hear
Blow it out your a*s
Motorcycle man
I am fhe devil
Do you understand
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer
I suppose you noticed this little contract here
Yer goddam right
You son of a w***e
That's about the only reason
I learned writin' for
Gimme that paper
Bet yer a*s
I'll sign
'Cause I need a beer
'N it's titty
Squeezin' time
You can't fool me
Man
You ain't that bad
I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had
Why there was milhous nixon 'n agnew too
'N both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you
Well
Let's make a deal if you think that's true
I mean
You're the devil so
Whatcha gonna do
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No
Don't sign it
Give me time to think
I mean
Hold on a minute
Boy
That's
Magic ink
And then the devil puked
'N out jumped m'girl
They heard the titties plop ploppin'
All around the world
She said：
I got me three beers 'n a fist fulla downs
An' I'm gonna get wrecked
So f**k you clowns
And then she gave us the finger
It was rigid 'n stiff
That's when the devil
He farted
An' she went right over the cliff
The devil was mad took off to my pad
I swear I do declare
How did she get back there
I swear I do declare
How did she get back there
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