[00:00.00]Big Blonde and Beautiful - Ameritz Tribute Crew
[00:00.41]Written by：Scott Wittman
[00:00.83]Once upon a time
[00:02.47]Girl I was just like you
[00:05.46]Never let my extra large
[00:07.90]Largesse shine through
[00:09.94]Hair was brown and nappy
[00:12.01]Never had no fun
[00:14.87]I hid under a bushel
[00:16.74]Which is easier said than done
[00:19.59]Then one day my grandma
[00:21.63]Who was big and stout
[00:24.35]She said you gotta love yourself
[00:26.76]From inside out
[00:28.43]And just as soon as I learned
[00:30.67]How to strut my funky stuff
[00:33.71]I found out that the world at large
[00:36.34]Can't get enough so
[00:39.64]Bring on that pecan pie
[00:43.54]Pour some sugar on it
[00:45.31]Sugar don't be shy
[00:48.08]Scoop me up a mess
[00:50.00]Of that chocolate swirl
[00:52.90]Don't be stingy
[00:54.83]I'm a growing girl
[00:57.20]I offer big love
[00:59.57]With no apology
[01:02.40]How can I deny the world
[01:04.90]The most of me
[01:07.08]I am not afraid
[01:09.22]To throw my weight around
[01:11.71]Pound by pound by pound
[01:16.22]Because I'm
[01:17.44]Big blond and beautiful
[01:21.55]There is nothin' 'bout me
[01:23.37]That's unsuitable
[01:26.18]No one wants a meal
[01:28.05]That only offers the least
[01:30.45]When girl we're servin' up
[01:32.08]The whole damn feast
[01:35.91]Slice off a piece
[01:37.56]Of that hog head cheese
[01:40.51]Then take a look inside
[01:42.30]My book of recipes
[01:45.19]Now don't you sniff around
[01:47.00]For something fluffy and light
[01:49.91]I need a man who brings
[01:51.79]A man size appetite
[01:53.85]I'll use a pinch of sugar
[01:56.80]And a dash of spice
[01:59.48]I'll let ya lick the spoon
[02:01.33]Because it tastes so nice
[02:04.19]I'll keep it in my oven
[02:06.37]'Til it's good and hot
[02:08.82]Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot
[02:11.73]Hit it baby hit it
[02:13.19]Because I'm
[02:14.28]Big blond and beautiful
[02:18.40]And Edna girl
[02:19.57]You're lookin' so recruitable
[02:23.21]Why sit in the bleachers
[02:25.74]Timid and afraid when Edna
[02:28.00]You can be your own parade
[02:30.97]So How 'bout it Mama
[02:32.98]Well I am big
[02:34.86]I am blondish and if you say
[02:37.53]I'm beautiful
[02:38.13]I guess I'm beautiful Alright I'll do it
[02:41.90]Yeah
[02:45.35]Look out old Baltimore
[02:48.71]We're marching in
[02:50.03]And we ain't shufflin'
[02:51.19]Through that old back door
[02:53.75]And Tracy I will join the fight
[02:55.95]If I can keep up this pace
[02:58.25]And girls I'll be right at your side
[03:00.51]If I can find some space
[03:03.16]So you can hold your head up
[03:05.72]Just as big as ya please
[03:08.26]You know they'll hear me knockin'
[03:10.20]With the two of these
[03:13.08]Tomorrow side by side
[03:14.81]We'll show the world what's right
[03:17.45]Looks like
[03:18.01]I'm touchin' up my roots tonight
[03:21.81]Then we'll be big blond and beautiful
[03:27.42]It's time to face the fact
[03:29.13]It's irrefutable
[03:32.05]Can't ya hear that rumbling
[03:34.23]That's our hunger to be free
[03:36.31]It's time to fin'ly taste
[03:37.98]Equality
[03:41.19]On mother daughter day
[03:42.86]Where thin is in
[03:44.08]We're white as wool
[03:45.54]Well ladies big is back
[03:47.55]And as for black beautiful
[03:50.52]All shapes and sizes follow me
[03:52.84]Let's bust their chops
[03:54.19]Quick Cali the cops
[03:55.37]We're gonna dance our way to victory
[04:02.67]And get us on TV
[04:06.81]Get us on TV
[04:13.19]You bet I'm big this blond is gray
[04:17.67]Tracy this was beautiful
[04:20.31]Big blond and beautiful leads the way
[04:22.89]No one's getting on TV today