[00:00.43]Poor boy Poor boy
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[00:03.46]Down-hearted and depressed and in a spin
[00:06.64]
[00:08.90]Poor boy Poor boy
[00:11.37]
[00:12.20]Oh youth can really do a fellow in
[00:17.83]
[00:20.34]How lovely to sit here in the shade
[00:23.68]With none of the woes of man and maid
[00:26.94]I'm glad I'm not young anymore
[00:31.65]
[00:34.06]The rivals that don't exist at all
[00:37.30]The feeling you're only two feet tall
[00:40.35]I'm glad that I'm not young anymore
[00:45.32]
[00:46.44]No more confusion
[00:49.38]
[00:49.96]No morning-after surprise
[00:53.28]No self-delusion
[00:56.35]
[00:57.11]That when you're telling those lies
[01:00.97]She isn't wise
[01:03.91]And even if love comes through the door
[01:07.14]The chance that goes on forevermore
[01:10.55]Forevermore is shorter than before
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[01:16.91]Oh I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore
[01:28.79]
[01:31.22]The tiny remark that tortures you
[01:33.69]
[01:34.60]The fear that your friends won't like her too
[01:37.27]
[01:37.90]I'm glad I'm not young anymore
[01:42.86]
[01:44.89]The longing to end the stale affair
[01:48.18]Until you find out she doesn't care
[01:51.41]I'm glad that I'm not young anymore
[01:56.75]
[01:57.45]No more frustration
[02:00.43]
[02:00.95]No star-crossed lover am I
[02:04.02]
[02:04.58]No aggravation
[02:07.57]
[02:08.24]Just one reluctant reply
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[02:12.60]"Lady goodbye "
[02:14.52]
[02:15.91]The Fountain of Youth is dull as paint
[02:19.60]Methuselah is my patron saint
[02:22.94]I've never been so comfortable before
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[02:29.52]Oh I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore
[02:42.99]I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore - Maurice Chevalier