[00:00.00]New Dirty Dozen - Memphis Minnie/Kansas Joe
[00:21.82]Come all you folks and start to walk
[00:24.94]I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
[00:28.13]What you're thinking about ain't on my mind
[00:31.50]That stuff you got is the sorriest kind
[00:34.19]Now you're a sorry mistreater
[00:36.41]Robber and a cheater
[00:37.95]Slip you in the dozens
[00:39.42]Your papa and your cousin
[00:41.05]Your mama do the lordy lord
[01:02.76]Come all of you women's outta be in the can
[01:05.86]Out on the corner stopping every man
[01:08.84]Hollering soap is a nickel and the towel is free
[01:12.22]I'm pigmeat pappy now who wants me
[01:15.11]You's a old mistreater
[01:17.23]Robber and a cheater
[01:18.89]Slip you in the dozens
[01:20.34]Your papa and your cousin
[01:21.90]Your mama do the lordy lord
[01:43.11]Now the funniest thing I ever seen
[01:46.35]Tom cat jumping on a sewing machine
[01:49.56]Sewing machine run so fast
[01:52.59]Took 99 stitches in his yas yas yas
[01:55.40]Now he's a cruel mistreater
[01:57.50]Robber and a cheater
[01:59.04]Slip you in the dozens
[02:00.47]Your papa and your cousin
[02:02.10]Your mama do the lordy lord
[02:23.63]Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man bell
[02:26.59]He can't see but he sure can smell
[02:29.75]Fish-man passed here the other day
[02:32.53]Hollering hey pretty mama
[02:34.06]I'm going your way
[02:36.08]I know all about your pappy and your mammy
[02:39.00]Your big fat sister and your little brother sammy
[02:42.26]Your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's
[02:45.45]They all got drunk and showed their santa claus
[02:48.25]Now they're all drunken mistreaters
[02:50.38]Robbers and a cheaters
[02:51.86]Slip you in the dozens
[02:53.31]Your papa and your cousin
[02:54.92]Your mama do the lordy lord