Somebody's Watching Me (Sped Up Halloween Version)

I'm just an average man, with an average life

I work from nine to five; hey hell, I pay the price

All I want is to be left alone in my average home

But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

I always feel like somebody's watching me, oh

I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy

When I come home at night I bolt the door real tight

People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid

Well, can the people really see me or am I just paranoid?

When I'm in the shower I'm afraid to wash my hair

'Cause when I open my eyes I might find someone standing there

People say I'm crazy just a little touched

But maybe showers remind me of"Psycho" too much

That's why

I always feel like somebody's watching me, oh

I always feel like somebody's watching me

There ain't no privacy, woh

It's close to midnight

Something evil lurking in the dark, woh

Somebody's watching me

Somebody's watching me

Darkness across, across the land

Are the neighbors watching me?

Well, is the mailman watching me?

And I don't feel safe anymore, oh, what a mess

I wonder who's watching me now (who?), is it the IRS? Woh

I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e

I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e

You hear the door slam

And realize there's nowhere left to run

You feel the cold hand

And wonder if you'll ever see the sun

I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e

I always feel like somebody's watching me

I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e

I always feel like somebody's watching me

I always feel like somebody's watching me, watching me woh