Woke up in pixel town
Hearts at 2%, feelin’ down
Toast popped out, but it was burnt
Life lesson: “Love can't be earned…”
Then you logged in, name so bright
“Player 2 has joined the fight!”
You waved in emotes, dropped a rose
Now my whole world just glows
Player 2, where are you now?
My game’s glitchin’ out somehow
I need your hug, your healing spell
I’m stuck inside this taco shell
Jump, dash, beep-beep-boom
You're the star in my chatroom
Player 2, don’t press “leave”
You’re the pixel I believe
You gave me coins, I gave you bread
Fed your cat (in-game), now we’re wed (?)
Built you a house out of slime
Love in 8-bit — feels so fine
We rode the duck boat to the moon
You autotuned me a love tune
You fell in lava (total fail)
But respawned with a pizza tail
Player 2, where are you now?
You’re the cheat code to my frown
Press “B” if you feel this too
‘Cause I’ve got 99 lives for you
Ping me with that lo-fi chime
We can vibe in menu time
Player 2, you make me woo
In this world of retro blue
Lag or not, I’ll wait for you
Even if the sky turns 32x2
You're my quest, my final boss
Without you, my game is lost
Player 2, don’t let me pause
You're my favorite glitchy cause
From pixel hugs to sprite kisses
You're my list of side quests and wishes
So let’s press start — me and you
In this pixel dream come true
Player 2, please hit “yes”
And save me from this loading mess
