Vlad the Impaler

Once upon a time in a place not far from here

Lived a prince in a castle with his lovely fiancce

One day she got bit by a bat and grew paler and paler

She died later that spring in the arms of Vlad the impaler

Outcast from the arch only fools dare to whisper his name after dark

Vlad is the devil

That's what they say but he is

So very generous on Fangs giving day

Vlad the impaler sings a lullabye for naughty naughty children

The time has come to

Die

Vlad has a hole his heart ought to be

He knows the life at stake process by heart

See Vlad the impaler crawls out his den

Like itsy bitsy spider he crawls back again

If Vlad would have a penny for every time he's bad

Then Vlad would have plenty but no no

Vlad has bad breath caused by tooth decay

When stalking his victims bad breath gives him away

But he was more known as

Dracula