We're a Happy Family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me, mom and daddy

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me, mom and daddy

Sitting here in

Queens, eating refried beans

We're in all the magazines, gulpin' down

Thorazines

We ain't got no friends, our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send, daddy likes men

Daddy's telling lies, baby's eating flies

Mommy's on pills, baby's got the chills

I'm friends with the president,

I'm friends with the

PopeWe're all making a fortune, selling daddy's **

Sitting here in

Queens, eating refried beans

We're in all the magazines, gulpin' down

Thorazines

We ain't got no friends, our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send, daddy likes men

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me, mom and daddy

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me, mom and daddy...